Disclosure agreement – E-mail fun

The information in this email is confidential.

Adică doar între mine și tine, da?

If its contents are disclosed our lawyers will swoop down from helicopters and smash through the skylight nearest you and drag you away with a black bag over your head.

Asta dacă le zici și altora. Mai știu și alte metode…

They will hug you until your eyeballs explode out of your skull.

Nu sună bine deloc…

They will then take you to our super secret headquarters and make you fight to death with other people who shared this email. We will then watch the death match and place bets on the winner. You will be given a large buck knife and an unlimited supply of methamphetamines.

Că deh. nu cumva să rămâi fără energie!

If the fight becomes boring or there is a stalemate, rabid dogs will be released into the arena to liven things up a bit. If the dogs become docile, we will squirt them with water bottles until they become temperamental.

La final, te rezolvă câinii.

A mai primit cineva mesaje de genul ăsta? Mă refer aici la corporatiști, pentru că ei tind să aibă.

Chestia asta era mai interesantă decât emailul în sine!

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